Anyone who plays fantasy football knows that it makes Sundays just a little more interesting. It breaks up the day and allows for some friendly or unfriendly competition between friends. Also, it is the only reason why anyone might actually care about a Raiders-Chiefs game.
If fantasy football works so well to make Sundays a little more amusing, then why couldn't a game of fantasy life make a weekend a little more interesting? I've just thrown together some ideas of ways you could play.
There's a good chance that no one would do this and an even better chance that it would be stupid. But nonetheless, it's fun to think about. Here are just some ideas. (These ideas coincide with the fact that this will be published in the school newspaper. You can always make your own more "adult" ideas. E-mail me if you need suggestions with those.)
Fantasy Weekend
Basic Rules:
You compete against one other individual for a single night or the entire weekend. Each of you chooses two other people. You are part of your team, as well, giving you a total of three players. At the end of the weekend, you compile your team's points. The person on the team with more points wins that weekend.
One point:
- Staying up until 2 a.m.
- Talking to a random guy or girl for more than 45 minutes
- Losing your shoes
Two points:
- Staying up until 4 a.m.
- Receiving a random guy or girl's number
- Visiting an old on-campus or off-campus residence
- Losing your shirt
Three points:
- Crashing on Newton campus without living there
- Calling the guy's or girl's number you received previously and meeting up later in the night
- Putting on a song with an iPod at a party causing people to dance harder
- Hooking up with a friend
- Doing a mudslide
- Ending up in the infirmary
Four points:
- Any unnecessary public make out
- Any gargoyle or beer monster done with less than two witnesses
- Waking up outside, no closer than 300 yards from where your room is
- Hooking up and crashing at a random person's place
- Stopping an unnecessary BC fight (any altercation between two bros who seem like they are going to throw down, but end up grappling and shoving for a few moments before their friends break up the two warriors)
- Doing a mudslide shirtless
- Swimming in the Reservoir
- Waking up in a costume not on Halloween
- Staying up past 6 a.m.
Six points:
- Any unnecessary public hook up beyond making out
- Hooking up with a random person outside and crashing with them outside
- Putting on a country song at a party that people still dance to
- Doing a mudslide without pants
- Swimming in the Reservoir naked
- Losing your shoes on top of the Plex
- Not sleeping
Ten points:
- Publicly hooking up with a random person on top of the Plex in a costume not on Halloween; then doing a naked mudslide down its roof in celebration and landing on a BC fight therefore breaking it up and proceeding to run to the Reservoir and sleeping in the shallow water. Your shoes were left on top of the Plex in the process.
Bobby Bingle is a staff columnist for The Heights. He welcomes comments at bbingle@bcheights.com.
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