At The Heights, we refer to our managing editor, Grant Hatchimonji, A&S '10, as a douchebag. But believe it or not, that's a loving term. Hatchimonji, a lover of heavy metal (no lie) is the heart of The Heights. He entertains us on production nights by imitating drunk girls dancing to Flo Rida's "Low." We're still trying to get the name of his first CD out of this wizard, but at least we got the beard off.
1. If you could be any TV character, who would you be?
Charlie from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. That dude is totally neurotic. And dyslexic. And generally unloved. This was actually a really poor choice.
2. The anthem of my life is …
"Bulls on Parade," by Rage Against the Machine
3. My favorite play ... Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, by Tom Stoppard
4. My sense of style is … : Virtually non-existent, or so I hear.
5. Oprah or Kathy Griffin? Oprah. She's got mad moneys.
6. Britney or Christina : Who?
7. My drink of choice is … Listerine
8. My idea of the perfect date is ... My birthdate. Holler.
9. My favorite Olsen twin is ... Whichever one is chunkier.
10. My favorite Law & Order show : Despite the fact that I have approximately 672 to choose from, I haven't seen any.
11. Where I hope to be in the next 10 years is … A roomy refrigerator box. The newspaper is a dying medium.
12. The defining pop culture moment of my life was ... When I bought my first CD, the title and artist of which I cannot disclose. It's wholly embarrassing.
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