For some reason, there's a dude that's on my mind all the time. Everywhere I turn, he's there waiting for me. During our '90s Theme Song Power Hour, on this new Raising the Bar show, in Wale's lyrics - I just cant get away from Zachary Morris! He absolutely deserves to be honored with a beverage.
Bayside High was such a drama-filled, incestuous ragefest, we couldn't help but love it. That studly blond hair, his "timeouts" to say something truly insightful, the never-ending infatuation with Kelly … how could you shut him off? I don't like to talk about SBTB: The College Years much, but did you know that SBTB was originally Good Morning, Miss Bliss? It was reborn on NBC after a year and Kelly, Slater, and Jessie were added to the original trio with Lisa and Screech. Thank goodness you can buy some episodes on iTunes, but for "Jessie's Song" highlights, you'll have to go to YouTube, or check my blog. Stay away from those caffeine pills and grab a Zack Morris instead!
Mix all ingredients in a shaker with ice. Strain and serve in five shot glasses. Don't have five friends? That's OK, put it in the fridge and take it out in seven-minute increments and finish it yourself.
Some of you might be thinking, "Wow, that sounds like a nasty combination." Well, some of you are wrong. Try this tasty bev and you won't look back. It's a variation of the Surfer on Acid, which I've heard is a popular drink at Mary Ann's. So here's a toast to Zack, Slater, Screech, Belding, Lisa, Kelly, and Jessie … drink up!
3 ounces Jägermeister
1.5 ounces Malibu coconut rum
3 ounces pineapple juice
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