You've all been there: waiting impatiently for the T. Have you ever seen the "out of service" sign on the Boston College shuttle, or them blatantly streak past you at 9:30 a.m.? Sometimes, you might even contemplate taking the B line, that's how desperate you are. In honor of our most chaotic and inefficient form of public transportation, I give you The T.
How stoked were you to get a seat on the T amid the post-work/internship rush this summer? You sit with your book, thinking about happy hour and how awesome it is that tomorrow is Friday, but then it hits you like a ton of bricks. The stench from that guy - you know the guy who is straddling you and holding the bar above your seat at such an angle that his stinky pits are mere inches from your nasal cavity. This is a most unfortunate situation. Almost as unfortunate as when the B line goes express from Washington Street to BC and you just want to get off at South Street. Or when you forget there's a Red Sox game and not only are you not going, you're not getting home anytime soon either. So when you finally get home two hours later, you're going to need a stiff drink. That's where I come in.
Grab your shaker and a chilled Collins glass. Combine all ingredients in shaker and serve over ice. If you prefer a blueberry hint instead, you can always sub it instead of raspberry. Garnish with several blueberries or raspberries if you want to look classy.
When getting off the BC bus en route to our respective placements or work establishments, we realize The T is here so we run - nay sprint. We have eye contact with the conductor, but he is stoic, betraying none of his malicious thoughts. And then … he drives away. Just goes. Brutal. So instead of trying to catch the T, grab The T and Drink Up!
1 ½ ounces tequila 1 ½ ounces vodka 1 ½ ounces light rum 1 ½ ounces gin 1 ½ ounces raspberry liqueur
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