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Between the elaborate plots on TV (I'm officially Lost) and the schlep to the Fenway theater, the entertainment experience has lost some of its appeal. Who has time for all of that watching and thinking? I'd rather just wait for the book version. And here it is. Best-selling authors Ben Carey and Henrick Delehag have released Lose Weight! Get Laid! Find God!, a straightforward guide to life. Consult each page to help maximize the most out of each stage, from birth to your midlife crisis to disinheriting your grandchildren. Who knows? If you follow it right, they may just remake it as a movie.
Your image is hard to categorize. Jack Johnson in the car, Justin Timberlake at the bars. Sometimes leather, sometimes lace. But one thing's for sure: you're classy all the way. This Christmas, replace those Solo cups you've been rinsing and reusing with Beer Bottle Goblets crafted from recycled beer bottles. The glasses, which come in assorted styles including Sol, Corona, and Grolsh, are sure to add some flair to your next kegger. Because wine is fine and brandy is dandy, but beer is cheap.
Face it, we all go to "COLLEGE," Jesus is everyone's homeboy, and there's more than enough cowbell to go around. Yet the nearly done-to-death graphic shirt trend still has at least one more round left. Junk Food has designed a printed costume tee to make you look like Clark Kent busting out of his mild-mannered outfit into Superman attire. Don't be modest, you've got skills, and it's time for the world to know. And that's just super.
Gone are the days of duct taping flasks to various body parts. Celebrate Christmas this year with the Good Book Flask. The novelty is cleverly designed to resemble the New Testament but secretly houses a stainless steel flask within a secret compartment for a refreshing read at any time. So you can always be filled with the Holy Spirit.
Does the thought of another weekend wasted staying in to watch another romantic comedy on DVD give you dry mouth? Sweaty palms? Indigestion? This Christmas, it may be time you give your socially anxious friend the Crazy Cat Lady action figure. Standing at a mere 5 and ¼ inches tall, the doll, complete with slippers, brown bathrobe, wild hair, and six cats, sends a clear message to your favorite anti-socialite.
Oh, Canada. Ours is the perfect relationship of give and take. You gave us superior syrup. We drank it down. An array of talented actors. We nationalized them as our own. And then there's Toronto resident, and former Broken Social Scene member, Leslie Feist. Her third album, Open Season, is a collection of remixed versions from her award-winning Let It Die and includes collaborations with the Postal Service, Kings of Convenience, and others. Given Feist's diverse appeal, the album will make the perfect gift for any music lover. Consider it as payback for Celine Dion.
Still searching for that perfect housewarming gift for your off-campus buddy? Well, the year is nearly half over, so some friend you are. Consider redeeming yourself with the Faucet Light, a special device that attaches to any ordinary sink tap and transforms ordinary water into a neon-blue stream with LED lights. Fun for you, when you attend house parties, and entertainment for your friend when you don't notice that the water is actually brown.
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