1. Hugh Jackman named People's Sexiest Man Alive Comic book fans everywhere are celebrating the recognition of Wolverine's hotness.
2. Mel B to be in a burlesque show where she's "scantily clad in a classy way" What I want, what I really really want is for you to be fully clothed.
3. Miley Cyrus turns 16 Too bad a license doesn't make her 20-year-old boyfriend any less of a pedophile.
4. Britney Spears says her life is "worse than a jail sentence" Nonsense, Brit. They don't serve alcohol in jail.
5. Angelina Jolie admits breast feeding twins is "very hard" Literally.
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