1. Clay Aiken comes out ...
Giving his album 'Measure of a Man' a whole new meaning.
2. Lorne Michaels congratulates the Emmys for "taking chances"
If by taking chances he means making the telecast so bad people stop watching TV all together, we would have to agree.
3. Kathy Griffin calls Ryan Seacrest "the devil" on the red carpet
What does that make Simon Cowell? The anti-Christ?
4. David Blaine suspends himself in the air for 60 hours
You know the way Paris Hilton is a celebrity? That's the way David Blaine is a magician.
5. Nickelback's album to be titled Dark Horse
Don't sell yourselves short Nickelback. You're the clear front runners in the competition for biggest posers.
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