1. Michael Phelps to guest star on Entourage
What I wouldn't give to be Ari Gold and "hug it out" with that 6-foot-7 wing span.
2. Clint Eastwood proclaims Angelina Jolie has "the most gorgeous face on the planet"
That means a lot from the man who could host Tales from the Crypt.
3. Britney Spears rejects plea deal from driving infraction
When will she realize the alibi "Oops, I Did it Again" doesn't hold up in court?
4. New Bond girl reportedly born with 12 fingers
That is 12 reasons to see Quantum of Solace - and four thumbs up.
5. Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman get back together
One would assume she has stopped f-ing Matt Damon, but I wonder if he's still f-ing Ben Affleck.


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