Now Playing on O.J. Simpson's iPod

O.J. Simpson just screams class. Formerly tried for double homicide and now facing charges of robbery, assault, and kidnapping, he's the type of guy you can't wait to bring home to Mom and Dad. Think of the conversational possibilities: "So, O.J., how's that new 'retrieval project' you've told us so much about going?" "Oh, you mean the one where I break into someone's hotel room and point a glock at their face until they give me my stuff? It's really taking off!" One would think that at 60 years old, the Juice would have learned to settle down a bit - maybe not worry so much about some stuff he signed in the past, or if he absolutely needed it back, to use, say, the court system? But no, O.J. has his way of doing things and, as sad as it is, it's usually in direct contradiction to the law. Like Robert Downey, Jr., Courtney Love, and countless other celebrities, O.J. just can't seem to keep himself out of the gutter. You stay classy, O.J.

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