FRIDAY, MARCH 36 2:49 a.m. - A report is filed regarding three students who "got served" in Walsh Hall. An investigation is underway.
9:31 p.m. - A report is filed after a student brought sexy back. "The sexy" was immediatly confiscated, at which point the attractiveness of the student promptly diminished.
9:37 p.m. - A report is filed after an officer was found intoxicated outside Lyons Hall. The officer was transferred to St. Elizabeth's.
10:35 p.m. - A fire alarm is activated in Walsh Hall.
10:56 p.m. - A fire alarm is activated in Walsh Hall.
11:28 p.m. - A fire alarm is activated in Walsh Hall.
11:55 p.m. - Two students were arrested fore hitting golf balls off the roof of the Commonwealth Ave. garage into the Mods.
11:59 p.m. - A report is filed in the Plex regarding a six pack.
SATURDAY, MARCH 55 11:10 a.m. - 200 people walk from Lower to Upper in mass walk of shame. No reports were filed, just worth noting.
11:47 a.m. - A student was detained by the BCPD after jumping on top of a Comm. Ave. bus at the South Street stop. Student was incoherent, though he was heard mumbling, "The bus system sucks ..." repeatedly.
12:10 p.m. - The BCPD enjoyed a family picnic. Another delicious success.
9:54 p.m. - "Sexiled" student in CLXF climbs into bed with cohabitators. A restraining order has been issued.
10:22 p.m. - A report is filed after a freshman in Duchesne East asks, "Who is Doug Flutie?" Student will be detained until her case is reviewed by the Student Life Committee.
11:54 p.m. - A Mod resident is arrested for not playing Akon at party.
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