Scene and Heard

Aniston's Baby Bump

Aniston has been the face for Smartwater for a few years now, and in a new commercial for the electrolyte-charged water, she pokes fun at herself and all those silly pregnancy rumors. The video was created to look like leaked security footage from the actress’ home. In it, she is depicted as driving recklessly, wearing an elastic belt to conceal her giant pregnant belly, apparently fills her pool with only Smartwater, Jimmy Kimmel is her son, and she also has an alien child. A true comedian laughs at herself, and Aniston is surely having the last laugh.

Bitter Twitter

Celebrities are normal people, and when normal people break up, it’s likely they’ll vent on Facebook or Twitter. Actor Chris Zylka chose the latter. Inspired by a fan calling his girlfriend pretty, he decided to reply with, “Don’t have a girlfriend, she decided she was too good.” Zylka continued to tweet things related to the break up as well as sad song lyrics. Lucy Hale, on the other end, decided she was too good to sink to his level, and only retweeted some inspirational quotes.

Lively's Luminous Ring

The paparazzi and celebrity stalkers out there were very disappointed to hear when Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds tied the knot in secret—a grand accomplishment for a couple of that status. And now, details of the wedding are starting to leak. First and foremost, the most important part of any wedding is the ring. Pictures have surfaced of the actress wearing the stunner after the nuptials, and it is huge! A pink 12-carat diamond to be exact, mounted on rose gold, that reportedly cost Reynolds about $2 million. If that doesn’t say eternity, I don’t know what does.

Redrum Rerun

Guess who’s back? No, it’s not Johnny, but instead Jack Torrance’s son Danny, who will be the protagonist in King’s newest novel. Announced earlier this week via King’s website, the book, titled Doctor Sleep, will be released Sept. 24, 2013. Still quite a long ways away, especially since King has been teasing the book since back in 2011. According to The Hollywood Reporter, “Danny is a hospice worker who uses his powers to help ill patients pass away without pain. Unfortunately, he runs afoul with a gang of wandering psychic vampires who feed on people’s energy.” Yep, that sounds like a bestseller and a blockbuster to me!

Dina With The Doc

Dina Lohan was interviewed by Dr. Phil a few months ago, and on Friday a teaser clip for the interview aired and portrayed Lohan as a total train wreck—which, let’s face it, she is. In the clip, Lohan appears to be drunk out of her wits—she keeps asking if the camera is rolling and bursts out into random fits of laughter, telling Dr. Phil that he’s sitting there “with your little ties and your little shoes.” Lohan denies that she was drunk, claiming it was the editing that made her look bad. It’s always like a Lohan to own up to her mistakes—like mother, like daughter.