By Matt Roman / Heights Senior StaffEnglish writer Charles Caleb Colton once wrote, "Imitation is the sincerest of flattery." Yes, that might make Colton a poseur. But either way, I've decided to use this column as a personal ode to my favorite columnist, Bill Simmons. After all the entertainment he's given me with his takes on Boston sports teams and random ramblings, I feel obligated to honor the man affectionately known as "The Sports Guy.