Ruby Vs Rubi: Stop The Madness
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Ruby Vs Rubi: Stop The Madness

I never thought this column would break a scandal—let alone resolve one—but today it will do both.  Steel yourself for some wholly insignificant, but wildly upsetting news. Are you sitting down? Are you ready?  No one—not The Heights, not your friends, not even your mother—knows how to properly abbreviate the name of Rubenstein Hall. Equally…

Unpaid Internships Facilitate Economic Inequality
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Unpaid Internships Facilitate Economic Inequality

When I got home for Winter Break, I was coming down from the finals high. Hard. I fell into the kind of caffeine-crash-induced stupor that can only follow spending every day slumped in the same couch cushion crater, being blinded by the blue light of your computer, and working the interlibrary loan system like it’s…

A Eulogy to the Butter Packets on the Ceiling of Mac
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A Eulogy to the Butter Packets on the Ceiling of Mac

This summer, abandoned by all of my friends for beaches and internships, I found myself alone, lying face-up on the kitchen floor eating Oreos and thinking about the butter wrappers on the ceiling of McElroy Commons. C-SPAN blared while I squinted, trying to see how far I would have to close my eyes before I…