Goodbye and A Guy Named Steve
Opinions, Column, Op-Ed

Goodbye and A Guy Named Steve

We’ve arrived, inevitably, at the end of things. Three years and thousands of words have all been building to this moment: my final column. There are a few dozen versions of this where I rehash the past, settling scores or changing endings or vying for redemption. I don’t want to do that, though. I want…

Homecoming and Homesickness
Opinions, Column

Homecoming and Homesickness

Last August, exactly two years after my parents moved to Texas, my boyfriend, Jack, held my hand while I wept outside of my childhood home and wiped snot on my sleeve.  I grew up in a small colonial house on a sleepy suburban street in Maryland. A huge oak tree blanketed the front yard in…

Ruby Vs Rubi: Stop The Madness
Opinions, Column

Ruby Vs Rubi: Stop The Madness

I never thought this column would break a scandal—let alone resolve one—but today it will do both.  Steel yourself for some wholly insignificant, but wildly upsetting news. Are you sitting down? Are you ready?  No one—not The Heights, not your friends, not even your mother—knows how to properly abbreviate the name of Rubenstein Hall. Equally…

Unpaid Internships Facilitate Economic Inequality
Column, Opinions

Unpaid Internships Facilitate Economic Inequality

When I got home for Winter Break, I was coming down from the finals high. Hard. I fell into the kind of caffeine-crash-induced stupor that can only follow spending every day slumped in the same couch cushion crater, being blinded by the blue light of your computer, and working the interlibrary loan system like it’s…

A Eulogy to the Butter Packets on the Ceiling of Mac
Opinions, Column

A Eulogy to the Butter Packets on the Ceiling of Mac

This summer, abandoned by all of my friends for beaches and internships, I found myself alone, lying face-up on the kitchen floor eating Oreos and thinking about the butter wrappers on the ceiling of McElroy Commons. C-SPAN blared while I squinted, trying to see how far I would have to close my eyes before I…