I never thought this column would break a scandal—let alone resolve one—but today it will do both. Steel yourself for some wholly insignificant, but wildly upsetting news. Are you sitting down? Are you ready? No one—not The Heights, not your friends, not even your mother—knows how to properly abbreviate the name of Rubenstein Hall. Equally…
Where Does Rubinoff Come From?
“She did discover, however, Rubi’s opaque ownership—a question that should consume us all, much as the stench of Rubi consumes Boston College on Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday evenings.”