Features editor Archer Parquette remembers his failure-filled time as a high school footballer.
Column, Features, Featured Column
You’re Gonna Miss This: Tone-Deaf Nostalgia and Senior Year
Features editor Archer Parquette struggles with a Trace Adkins tune that won’t get out of his head, as well as the song’s meaning for his future.
Column, Features
The Myth of Shovelus
Features editor Archer Parquette recounts a particularly futile day in the life, when the plows of Wisconsin made him shovel his driveway multiple times as his neighbor looked on.
