"Good luck trying to get anything done now, but, hey, save money, live better, right?"

"...Zac Efron was at the marathon. I was also at the marathon. Thus, by means of the associative property, I was in the same place as Zac Efron (give ...

"Hardcover books are merely aesthetic materials that look intellectual and pretty on a bookshelf."

"Why would you even go out for ice cream when you can just use your dining hall money to pay for ice cream that tastes just as good?"

"They said a lot of things that they obviously didn’t mean. Who can even trust meteorologists anymore?"